Healthcare & Safety — Smiley, Texas
Hospitals
| Hospital | Rating | Emergency |
| MEMORIAL HOSPITAL | N/A stars | N/A |
County Health Rankings
| Adult Obesity | 0.395% |
| Adult Smoking | 0.172% |
| Uninsured | 0.2263177524% |
| Physical Inactivity | 0.325% |
| Excessive Drinking | 0.1947478422% |
| Poor Health | 0.257% |
| Children Poverty | 0.249% |
Crime
| Violent Crime Rate | N/A |
| Property Crime Rate | N/A |
Emergency Services
| Service | Name | Distance |
| Police | NIXON POLICE DEPARTMENT | N/A mi |
| Police | GONZALES POLICE DEPARTMENT | N/A mi |
| Police | GONZALES COUNTY SHERIFFS OFFICE / GONZALES COUNTY JAIL | N/A mi |
| Fire | Smiley Volunteer Fire Department | N/A mi |
| Fire | Nixon Fire Department | N/A mi |
| Fire | Westhoff Fire Department | N/A mi |
| EMS | GONZALES COUNTY EMERGENCY MEDICAL SERVICES / RESCUE STATION 2 | N/A mi |
| EMS | STOCKDALE VOLUNTEER AMBULANCE SERVICE | N/A mi |
| EMS | GONZALES COUNTY EMERGENCY MEDICAL SERVICES | N/A mi |
VA Medical Facilities
- Seguin CBOC (28.5 mi)
- New Braunfels CBOC (42.6 mi)
- South Bexar/San Antonio Clinic (46.7 mi)
Traffic Safety (County, N/A)
| Fatal Crashes | 7 |
| Fatalities | 7 |
| Fatality Rate (per 100K) | 35.6 |
| Drunk Driving Crashes | 0 |
| Pedestrian Fatalities | 1 |
Vaccination (County)
| COVID Dose 1 | 57.2% |
| Fully Vaccinated | N/A |
| Booster | N/A |
Overdose Deaths (County, N/A)
| Death Rate (per 100K) | 17.96 |
Sources: County Health Rankings 2025; FBI UCR/NIBRS 2024; NHTSA FARS 2023.